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So I went to high school with this girl whose brother was hit by a train and dragged along for awhile (the thought of being dragged by a train disturbes me greatly). He survived but had to get both legs amputated near the knee. They’re collecting money to pay for prosthetic legs and i keep seeing posts about it on my Facebook feed. His name is Geoffrey and posts say things like “Prayers for Geoffrey” and “For Geoffrey.” In the wake of the Purple Wedding, all I keep seeing as I scroll past is “Prayers for Joffrey” and get confused for a second, wondering why she’s collecting money for a fictional character. Then I realize my mistake -__-

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Awesome Simpsons Cosplay: Patty, Selma, and Marge
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you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing and mocking these sad, pathetic bigoted idiots in his glorious style

It is the best thing

LOOK AT ALL THIS STAR-SASS RIGHT HERE :D

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Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

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Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

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I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

lostintrafficlights

Kittyyyyyyy!!

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